Tales of a Terrible Equestrian

“Are you really as bad as you make out?” “How did this whole thing happen?” If these burning questions have crossed your mind, then friend, you’ve come to the right…

“Hey Girly, did you know your trailer isn’t properly hitched to your vehicle?” Hmmm, I reckon there’s no better way to be identified as an amateur horse person than someone…

The thing about schmuckish behaviour, is that often you don’t learn from your mistakes. See, Schmucks often double down on their poor choices…And that, Dear Reader, was me. However, before…

Remember that bewildering brain fart when I thought I’d go from zero to hero in five weeks? That I’d get back to my fearless teenage equestrian skills in less time…

When my friend first floated the idea of a riding our horses to the pub, I was thrilled. One of the biggest appeals of getting back into horses was the…

What happened over the next 18 months was pretty amazing from a human psychology perspective. There are a lot of people still quite entrenched in this world and I can…

“Tell me about your horse and what you’d like to get out of this lesson?” It’s a pretty standard way for a new coach to start a lesson and this…

If this was a movie, this would be the part where the music starts and you see Sylvester Stallone doing hill runs and one armed push ups. That’s right folks,…

A few weeks later I entered my first competition. And as I drove through the gates, I realised that something bizarre happens when a gaggle of grown-ups descend on a…